Market Once Again Proves That It Is One Taco Short Of A Combination Plate

Once again
this morning
we witnessed the investment community completely

whipped into a frenzy by
an onslaught of bullish pre-market analyst calls and
a
remarkably positive spin on the Motorola horror show. As a student of the

market, I was completely
flabbergasted as Wall Street’s shameless endorsement
of
Motorola’s stinkbomb of a quarter created pure panic buying in the

semiconductor and
networking sectors. Forget about the fact that EMC warned
pre-market
and put their revenue growth in the low 20% area, when last week
the
CEO of the firm said he was confident that the firm would grow revenues

by 30+%. With the CEOs
that run the corporations we trade unable to make a
revenue
growth projection within a 50% margin of error, should we believe the

army of analysts/market
strategists that have consistently misjudged this
market
downturn? Nonetheless, we saw the commercials and institutions sell

relentlessly into the
retail feeding frenzy early this morning on the heels
of
the unanimous battle cry from Wall Street that “the bottom” is in.

Honestly, these days I need to keep a
motion sickness bag next to my computer
for
the times I can’t tolerate the foolishness I hear all day long.

Interestingly, Wall Street was able to
adrenalize the Dow for a 70-point
rally
off its lows in the final 30 minutes of trading. Conveniently, the big

dogs were able to close
the index comfortably above the 10,000 level, after
being
down to 9951 with only 30 minutes remaining in the session. Lewis
Borsellino’s
Teachtrade.com site reported that they estimated Goldman Sachs
to
be a seller of nearly 7,000 S&P futures contracts today.
If
this market has bottomed and is such a screaming “buy,” why were they

selling? There is no doubt
in my mind that the market is setting up for
another
precipitous decline in the next three weeks that will continue to
punish
those who bought the bottom hype as the analysts and strategists shrug

their shoulders.

Yahoo’s earnings report continued to
show significant deterioration in their
business
model. With an eroding bottom line, huge cuts in their workforce,
and
a warning for the second quarter as well, I cannot see the silver lining on

this cloud, as Wall Street
has been so quick to identify with other horrific
reports.
Nonetheless, the stock was bid up by the internet faithful who
actually
bought CEO Koogles hype for the past three years. Tragic, indeed.

However, the earnings report wasn’t
the hot news at all. Yahoo today
announced
that they have begun selling pornographic videos online. The firm
went
on to say that they have opened an online store selling thousands of

hardcore videotapes and
DVDs. The slogan of “Do you Yahoo?” now assumes a
whole
new meaning, as well as the term “internet pop-up.” I suppose that
with
the
fundamentals of the Internet advertising sector continuing to
deteriorate,
they had to fall back on some good old fashion smut to help
their
bottom line. Maybe their new slogan should be, “When our sponsors

didn’t pay, we had to fall
back on some T & A.” In fact, I was expecting
them
to announce some kind of alliance with Research In Motion (RIMM) as the

cherry on the sundae. Does
all of this seem surreal to you as well?
In
fact, I logged on to Yahoo’s new online porn shop and observed a few

products that the company
must be confident will help them regain their once
lofty
multi-hundred-billion-dollar market cap. One such item that
personified
a desperate move by a desperate firm is the “Dirty Girl Bubble

Bath: Virgin Slut
Soap.” Whoa, I didn’t think soap had such underlying
significance.
I can’t help but lament the boring life I’ve led by only using
Safeguard.

Lam Research reported after the bell
as well and missed their own lowered
expectations
by .03 cents a share. In addition, they are cutting 15% of
their
staff and warning about the future. Amazing, as these firms are
telling
us that no bottom to their decline is in sight, we still have people

willing to buy the semis
on the way down — afraid that they will miss some
type
of magical rally that will leave us all behind scratching our heads. It

is exactly this type of
thinking that will prevent this market from marking
an
important bottom. Until this type of “got to buy them so we don’t miss

the rally” is
eradicated, we will continue to move lower until it is. Thank
God
for “pro-forma accounting.” Without it, we would really be able to see

how bad things are.

What we didn’t hear about today from
our friends in the financial media was the fact that the new Consumer Credit
Outstanding figures were released for
the
month of February. It reveals that, “Consumers are still spending, and

they’re using credit to do
it — financing their spending through liquidating
assets
and taking on more debt. At the end of February 2001, consumers were

$1.6 trillion in debt, not
counting home mortgages (to place this figure into perspective, the national
debt currently stands at $5.7 trillion). Consumer credit outstanding grew by
$13.5 billion in Feb. 2001 compared to $9.4
billion
in Feb. 2000. As a share of total consumption, consumer credit
increased
to 22.3%, its highest level over the past decade.” (information

taken from “Taking
Undeserved Credit” from www.dismal.com) In this article,
parallels
are drawn between the rise in consumer credit in 1990 and the rise

today. “In contrast
to current trends, growth in consumer credit outstanding
(in
1990) clearly decelerated as consumers adjusted not only their rate of

spending but also their
use of credit.” At the present time, however,
“despite
feeling less optimistic about the future, consumers are still
willing
to finance present-time spending on goods and services by pushing
payment
in to the future.”

What stood out as being enormously
significant in this article is the issue
of
credit quality. Delinquency rates have risen to nearly 3.7% but more

importantly, the number of
loans that banks have written off as losses, or
charge-offs,
is approaching 2.7%, higher than the peak reached in 1991.
Unfortunately,
really important data like this doesn’t get any airtime as it
completely
undermines the Bull’s attempts to brainwash us that the consumer
will
lead this economy out of recession as the manufacturing sector continues

to fall deeper into
recessionary territory.

Many people have loved to point to the
10-day Arms index, VIX index at 40
last
week, etc. etc. as being signs of prior market bottoms in the past.

Could it be possible that
these technical readings don’t apply in today’s
market
environment because, oh let’s see…we’re in a different market
environment?
While I’m not suggesting that we shouldn’t use the past for
informational
purposes concerning the current market conditions, I do believe
that
this market will generate an entirely new set of technical readings,

etc. when we truly do
bottom that will be unique to other corrections/bear
markets
of the past. As such, you can’t go long blindly because the 10-day

Arms index is giving you a
1.50 reading or because the VIX is at 40. It just
isn’t
that easy.

As a fellow trader and dear friend of
mine, Steve W. has said in the past, “The market is neither right nor
wrong, it just is what it is.”

As such, the market continues to drive
by looking in the rearview mirror.
It’s
easy to do this as long as you drive straight ahead, but wait until you

hit a few curves…

With March retail sales coming out
tomorrow morning as well as PPI, we should have plenty of news to move the
market over the next few sessions.

Let’s see how the indexes look after
today’s activity:

Chart is not telling us much. Tomorrow
will be a key session.

The chart of the Nasdaq Composite
clearly looks short-term toppy here and
looks
poised for a healthy retracement.

As such, focus on shorting technology
stocks that have had enormous run-ups
the
past several sessions. These names include: AMAT, JNPR, MUSE, CIEN and
CHKP.

Let’s get ready for some serious fun
tomorrow with the PPI number and GE
earnings
pre-market.

Goran