This Week’s Battle Plan

 

And The Answer Is…Shemp
Howard!

Today I’m going to teach you how to
become a trillionaire. But before I do, let’s follow-up from last
week’s column.

First, I greatly appreciate the many kind emails you sent me this past
week regarding both last Sunday’s column and TradingMarkets. The
response was overwhelming and very appreciated. With those emails came
many of you taking me up my offer to discuss your trading. I’ve
answered about 40% of you and still have another 60% to go. If you
haven’t heard back from me yet, you will get an answer from me no
later than by the end of this week.

Second, let’s move to the answer to last week’s simple contest,
“Where did the phrase “Genius of the Lamp” come
from?” An avalanche of answers, and “much to my amazement,
only two of you got it right!. That’s right, thousands of highly
educated, highly successful people who are members of Tradingmarkets
and read my column every week, and what happens? Only two of you have
the proper breeding necessary to answer my question. Anyone with the
correct upbringing should know it comes from The Three
Stooges!
That’s right. Shemp said it! Yes, maybe Von Schiller used
it in the Arabian Nights and yes, maybe some TV show used it a few
decades ago. But, the correct answer (at least in my mind)
is…Shemp
Howard
!

If you got it wrong, don’t feel too bad. One of the two people who got
it right is the chief of surgery of a hospital in Massachusetts and is
also one of the pre-eminent thyroid surgeons in the country. A man
learned in medicine and also learned in Stooge history. A renaissance
man! The second person who got it right is a member I personally don’t
know (yet) but I’m sure that anyone who can get a Three Stooges trivia
question correct is likely one of three things; the Dean of Students
of MIT, a brain surgeon with his degree from an an Ivy League
institution or is unemployed and is unhireable. It’s likely one of the
first two but no matter what, Steve, you win!  You too get your
membership extended for one year, free.

The
Path To Becoming A Trillionaire…Guaranteed!

Most weeks we look at markets and how to best trade them. Strategies,
Money management and Discipline are the primary focus. But this week,
we’re going to focus on exactly how to make money. Lot’s of money. So
much money you are going to be able to knock Bill Gates off the #1
list on the Forbes 400. And you will be able to do it in under four
years…GUARANTEED. Not guaranteed by me. Guaranteed by the mailing
piece I just got sent to me (for about the 10th time in two years).
And, to back it up, I just saw this same gentleman on TV last night at
1:30 AM in an infomercial. So it really must work! And the
headline of his mailing piece reads “Triple Your Money Every
90 Days…Guaranteed!”
So, last night after seeing the
infomercial (nothing mentioned about tripling your money in that, but
it was by the same guy so I assume it’s the same technique…unless he
has something that’s now even better!), I took out my
calculator to figure out how long it’s going to take us to see our
names on the top of the Forbes list. Lets see, let’s start with
$100,000 account. That’s a nice round number. And in 90 days, it will
be worth $300,000 if we just connect the dots according to this
gentleman (he says his approach is “very simple to follow”
but let’s not take any chances. We’ll let the smarter guys who won the
Three Stooges trivia question run the trades for us). And, in 180 days
our account will be up to $900,000. Q3 sees us at $2.7 million, and by
the end of the year we’re at $8.1 million dollars. Not bad. Not bad at
all.

Now let’s jump to year two and see where we’ll be. I’m going to round
this off a bit and assume we pull a few pennies out along the way. And
son of a gun, they’re going to be writing about us in the society
columns in the New York Times. We’re at nearly a billion
dollars!
And, if we stay disciplined for only another two more
years, we’ll be at over $1 trillion dollars in net-worth. We’ll be
worth 20 times more than Bill Gates. And our net worth will continue
to triple every 90 days until we own mankind! All from going to a free
seminar (free beverage and danish included) and trading his very
simple-to-follow technique!

How To Save 5 Grand

It sure feels good to dream. It also felt good last night thinking
that one of my 40 tickets had a chance to win the $122 million dollars
in the California lottery (I didn’t win the jackpot, but I did
win a free ticket). The above scenario is obviously ridiculous. But,
it will be sold to thousands and thousands of traders because it’s
seductive. Even I’m compelled! But, you need to remember, there
are thousands of very smart people running very sophisticated hedge
funds out there. And many don’t make money. If one really could
triple their money every 90 days, don’t you think these funds (and
every brokerage firm trading desk in the world) would be doing this?
Of course they would.
Save yourself, the trip to the free seminar,
save yourself the aggravation of being sold a multi-thousand dollar
course that is “NOT” going to triple your money every 90
days! It’s all BS.

The only thing that works consistently is to find strategies that have
small to medium edges and trade them day after day. That’s what works.
And for some people it works great. A great example is professional
trader John Henry, the gentleman who bought the Boston Red Sox this
past season for over $800 million dollars. How did he do it? Using a
very simple breakout system in the futures markets. And his many funds
were then marketed aggressively. And over a 20+ year period of time,
he was able to amass enough money to buy a professional sports team.
He did it from trading his own money, and taking about 20% of the
gains of other people’s money. Yes, it took over 20 years to do. No,
he never tripled his money in 90 days, no, he is not worth 20 times
more than Bill Gates, no he is not on television at 1:30 in the
morning telling you he will teach you the “closely held secrets
only known up to now by Wall Street insiders.” He did it with
three things. A strategy with an edge (it has huge drawdowns but it
does have a long-term edge), proper money management, and complete
discipline. His methodology is completely mechanized…no thinking
allowed. The thinking was done decades ago when it was created. And,
on top of this, John Henry is a very good businessman. Something many
traders seem to not focus on. But, trading and money management is a
business. And it must be treated no different than any other
successful business.

So there you have it. Let the dreamers go to the infomercial route in
order to be a trillionaire in four years. The better bet is to build a
real business like John Henry did, one year at a time. His story is
reality. The other story is reality only until the FTC potentially
shuts it down.

This Week

We reached an extreme overbought condition late in the week. So
extreme that after Thursday’s rally I was walking around my office
mumbling “this #$&#ing market is never going down!” And,
as those of you on the TradersWire
pointed out Friday morning, I was in good company. Thursday night, Sue
Herrera was saying the same thing (except she wasn’t swearing…she
was smiling). But, markets are markets, and overbought always (and I
do mean always) eventually sell-off and that is what Friday brought, a
move down. We’re still a bit overbought but the 200 point sell-off
took care of a piece of it. Longer-term, I know Tim Truebenbach is
beginning to get bullish. Tim has been on the site for more than a
year and he’s been bullish a grand total of 2-3 days during
that time. But, he told me on the phone early last week that this is
now changing. And if Tim is right, his stocks will scorch. He buys the
leaders and these leaders do great, especially in the very early
stages of the move. If this market is real, Tim is the person to
follow, both in his twice-a-week
column
and in his nightly
trading service.
We’ll see, but he’s very disciplined, he has
impeccably avoided this bear market and is tops in finding the best
stocks to trade to the long side that have the potential for
substantial short-term to intermediate term moves.

Wrap-Up

Have a great week trading (and remember, you too can easily
become worth a trillion dollars from trading…guaranteed. And, it must
be true. It was on an infomercial)! 

Larry Connors is CEO and co-founder of
TradingMarkets. He is also the author of four books on trading,
including “Street
Smarts
,” co-written with Linda Raschke, “Connors
on Advanced Trading Strategies
“, and “Trading
Connors VIX Reversals
.” Larry also recently released the
video course ”Buy
The Fear, Sell The Greed: Timing The Market Every Day For The Rest Of
Your Life
.”

Brice
Wightman is a Market Analyst at TradingMarkets.com