Shake your bon-bon

Watching this market trade is about as much fun as watching William Hung
sing. By the way, were you any of you aware that not only does he have an
“official site” (www.williamhung.net) for both of his fans but he actually has
two (yes, two—2, dos, deux) albums in which he covers everything from YMCA,
Hotel California, to I Believe I Can Fly. To which I say….I believe I’m going to
be sick.

Why aren’t the geniuses at the Department of Defense using these albums to
interrogate terror suspects instead of hooking up electrodes to their testicles
while hooded?

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